Food For Thought – Don’t Lie to Your Mother Mama Has a Point Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner…who lives with a female roommate…Vikki. During the … Continue reading
WASTED TIME The time that I’ve wasted is my biggest regret,spent in these places I’ll never forget. Just sitting and thinking about the things that I’ve done, the crying, the … Continue reading
A friend does most of these: (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in “you” (C)alls you just to say “HI” (D)oesn’t give up on you! (E)nvisions the whole of you … Continue reading
Prison Slang Prison may be one of the last places you would like to go, but the life that the inmates lead and the culture that is established behind the … Continue reading
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.” Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?” Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.” Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.” Again, Johnny instantly replies, “Our allowance.. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine.” By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won’t have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, “Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?” Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says “Well, we’ve been lucky so far…”
Out of the mouths of babes…
RIDICULOUSLY “Beat Down” MUGSHOT Curious as to where this guy received this beating….from the COPS, from another suspect, from Domestic Violence, gangs,etc. Just makes you wonder how you get a … Continue reading
#Prisonworld View – An Inmate’s Letter to Santa Dear Santa, (or as you are known on the cell block – Santizil my Nizil) As I sit here another year in … Continue reading
Feel free to answer one, two three or all of the questions in comment post. Let us know if you would like to be a contestant. Be sure to tune … Continue reading
A Sprinkle of Water Don’t Change Your Heart
John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John, he was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn’t take it anymore. They decided to try and convert John to Catholicism. They went over and talked to him and were so happy that he decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic.
They took him to Church, and the Priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, “You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic.” The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved. The next year’s Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was setting down to their tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill. The neighborhood men could not believe their noses!
WHAT WAS GOING ON?
They called each other up and decided to meet over in John’s yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent? The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, “You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish.”
RIDICULOUSLY CELEBRITY MUGSHOT – John Mayer’s World Has Changed Musician John Mayer was arrested by Georgia cops in May 2001 for speeding and driving without a license. The incident went … Continue reading
RIDICULOUSLY BLACK FACE MUGSHOT What in the world could he possibly have been doing right before he got arrested? Inquiring minds wanna know…hmm…
The first three words you see are what you want in life. Feel free to leave those in a comment. We would love to know what life holds for you.
Obviously this lady had no intentions on getting caught or maybe she did and did not want a bad hair day mugshot. These hair rollers are straight from the 80′s.
This guy must have been having a really bad hair day
My first is a lie; my second is a lie; my whole is the emblem of innocence.
What am I?
Answer – Lily
Feel free to write your own caption to this ridiculously cheesy Mugshot.
When Do We Break The Cycle? “That’s just my baby daddy.” “ He didn’t mean it. I shouldn’t have been running my mouth.” “ I don’t need school. I just … Continue reading
RIDICULOUSLY OVERLOOKED SEXUAL PREDATOR – Jerry Sandusky, former assistant football coach at Pennsylvania State University, was recently found guilty of 45 of 48 counts of child molestation and will spend … Continue reading
65-Year Old with a history of theft convictions A 65-year-old man with 10 felony convictions was arrested Monday on accusations that he burglarized a Skiatook house, records show. CLICK HERE … Continue reading
Jane Doe – Arrested for operating under the influence. Any guesses to the controlled substance?